I have a pageant friend.. wtf

This is the first time I'm so fucking stressful in my college life. I have so much weekly assignments and pre-reading. College life is so hard, who said you can fucking enjoy your college life? My mama calls me to go out with her, I have to think about my time management. Sigh.. Life is so sad, u know?

=================================

Well, one of my friend called me up. She said she joined Astro Chinese International Pageant!! I was so shocked, I thought she just joined some small size pageant contest. BUT IT'S ASTRO!! Well, I never watch any pageant show before except Miss Universe because Donald Trump is the executive producer. wtf.

On last Wednesday, she msged me telling me that she got through to top 25 and going to finalised to top 15. So, I was so excited cause I never see pageant in my real eyes. wtf. After my class, puiyan and I drove all the way to Sunway Pyramid

The event held at the main entrance. Just in front of the Starbucks old wing. The stage is smaller than I expected. U know Astro everything must be HUGE, GRAND but the stage was so small. When we are heading to the stage, I saw Lam Dak Weng (My FM dj). He's fatter than I thought and he's way much cooler than I thought. Total my type. Do I need to emphasize again? I like FAT guys. wtf

When we reached the stage, I saw Chui Ling was rehearsing by herself.

This is the reaction when Pui Yan saw ChiuLing
Chai Huey: Eh, that's Chui Ling!!
Pui Yan: Who's Chui Ling?
Chai Huey: WTF!! You don't know Chia Ling? Do you have Astro at home?
Pui Yan: *see closely.. her eyes a bit cacat* OH!! That 1 5 meal that host izzit? I LIKE HER ONE!! TAKE HER PICTURES!! FAST FAST! I LIKE A LOT LOR. SHE'S DAM YENG

So while we are waiting the show to start, Pui Yan just tell me how she like Chui Ling and even want to be like her, talk like her, dress like her. wtf

Some of Chui Ling's pic if you don't know how Chui Ling looks like. wtf

The stage is FUCKING SMALL!!

U know when come to broadcasting this kind of stuff, I'm a bit kampung lar.. YOH!! This is so yeng lar. LOL. I never see this kind of thing before. But there are only 3 camera only. wtf 2 for the stage, 1 for the camera, 1 to shoot the crowd and families. wtf DAM KIAM SIAP lor!!

When the show started, there are few dancers came out to dance. I was like wtf!! Astro is going through recession or cheapskate or what? The dancers quality was sucks, it's exactly the Astro's singing competition's dancer.. It's something very irrelevant.

Part of the Top 25

Whoever is in my college should know who's my friend
Group 1 of Top 25
The stage is so small
Everyone just have to squeeze in
The first contestant
OMG!! Look at her body lar.. I know you have big boobs but you are fat!!
To tell you the truth, my body is even nicer than you. wtf
Although I have tummy but my waist is curvier than u..
If you win, then I should join next year..
Please don't look at the boobs..
All I admire is her SHOES!! It's so fucking nice but it wont look nice on me.. well, I go for elegant beauty. wah, why these days I love self praise myself?
The judges
Don't ask me who are they.. I don't have any idea too..
I'm a bit shy to show off my camera.. I have digital camera and they have like SLR camera. Somemore all long long one!! It's dam embarrassing to show off my 7.2 Megapixel 3x zoom lens okay?
I don't understand why guys love to take girls' pictures.. *my bro too*
Showgirls, F1 showgirls, pageant blar blar..
perv~
OKAY, I know I'm a pervert too, but I don't take my camera and keep on flashing my camera to take hot guys' photo. It's waste of my computer storage..
Lastly, this is my friend.. Kay Li
But anyway, she's out..
U know why she's out? Because she don't have Astro at home. HAHA
Stupid judges!!

Anyway, Astro is getting sucker and sucker each year. It all started with the singing competition this year. When I saw the prices, yeah, the money went up but the quality of the prizes gone so much down. I knew nothing about the prizes' brand.

Then the make up and the dressing were like UGLY!! I saw most of them over make up and make them look like monkey ass! Then the hair curl them that make them look like in their late 20s.. The dressing for this still ok lar for this pageant because they are not wearing boots. But when it comes to Astro's singing competition, I don't understand why the girls have to wear boots? Boots are just meant for skinny girls and I really dont encourage people who are fat wear boots. It just makes you look so short so short..

Anyway, Astro SUCKS but Astro rocks to bring KBS world to my life. wtf