Happy Birthday Myit version...

Aih.. Now it's meiyit's turn... Another attention seeker bitch..

Why do I say that?

Well, we know each other since F2. It is because during Kemahiran Hidup class, I have to sit beside you. Then we know each other. Do you remember we have to sew a tissue box right? Is that in F3? LOL okay, whatever year.. I still remember you did the tissue box very nicely and keep on showing off that you did it so nice. It's not because you did it well lor, it's our teacher who did your tissue box and I helped you a lot lor! Somemore steal my idea to put the ribbons on the tissue box, if it's not me, you won't get an A ar!! okay?

Okay, then on F3, sigh. Seriously, I really beh tahan you. You just sitted 1 table back from my table. Your voice is so annoying. I can non-stop listening your 'hrrrk hrrk hrrrrrrrrk~~~" laughing voice. It's so annoying!!!!! I felt like strangled your neck to stop you from laughing. Once you laugh, you can't stop then become a tomato face. I know you are from Cameron Highland and I am dam fucking jealous about it, but please control yourself. Once you become a tomato, the whole class will be looking at you. Are you trying to get attention with that red face?

On F4, you are bitchier than last time. You know why? You got influenced by the girl who you sit beside with. Yeah, Chialing!! She's a bitch. Since Chialing failed to kao Andrew, head prefect, both of you are so desperate that you need to kao KK, the tall and skinny prefect obvious?. Why both of you like prefects so much? Just to get news when they will spot check? What you both wanna bring to school? Colourful bra again?

During F5, you and Chialing still bitchy. Because you sit in front of me, both of you always turn back to me to discuss the girls in the class.
Meiyit: Eh, Chai Huey, do you feel XX's breast is very big and doh?
Chai Huey: I think she's big lar, not so fast doh gua.
Chia Ling: No lor. You try to compare with your breast, although you're breast is big but not doh lor. Her breast so doh!
Meiyit: Yaloh. So young breast doh jor. Old man also don't want ar!
Chia Ling: Yaloh yaloh! When the man see edi oso immediately not high! Dick cannot stand up
Meiyit and Chialing: HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Chai Huey: ...........

Then another case, try to get guys... sigh
Meiyit: Eh, Laywee ar, our class monitor, very leng chai right?
Chia Ling: Yaloh. Not bad leh!! Better than KK a lot lor!!
Chai Huey: *Take a look* Not bad lar. Just a bit gay only..
Meiyit: Where got!! He's so leng chai! My white horse prince...
Chai Huey: =.= Then kao him lar..
Meiyit: Hmm.. thinking how to get to know him. Chialing, what should I do? Should I wear colourful bra?
Chia Ling: Black bra better.. Black bra symbolize sexy.
Meiyit: Okay! Tomorrow I will wear black bra...
**But then, meiyit fails to kao him..

Now?
Chai Huey: Do you still feel Laywee leng chai?
Meiyit: Laywee? Leng chai? OMG!! He's so gay! Call him sao pei..
Chai Huey: Last time you said he's very leng chai woh..
Meiyit: Last time I blind edi. My boyfriend is much more leng chai than him..
**Laywee, please don't get hurt..

Do you still remember during F5 recess period, me you Chialing Poh Kuan, have a pee competition? You always get the last even you tried your best to beat ChiaLing. What are you actually doing in the toilet? We have timed your pee, you always stay inside the cubicle for 5 minutes, are you using bikar to measure how much you had peed today?

In the class, me you Chialing and Pohkuan are known as the 4 Golden Flowers, wtf so liong translated to english, or sadly to said, it's sampat poh. Do you know why we are called sampat poh. It's because your "hrrrk hrrrk hrrrrrrrrrrrrk~~~" loud laughing sound. Then pretend cannot stop laughing then turn into a tomato head then everybody notice YOU only. Getting attention again?

Over with our secondary school. We lost contact for a while then later I don't know how suddenly you appear in my life. wtf. I remembered once I met you outside of your college, you don't even want to say Hi to me and walk away from me! I know you noticed me! How can you be an arrogant bitch?

I thought our friendship was over, then all of a sudden I saw you appearing in my gang yam cha session.Then treat us so good. Then trying to wear sexy clothes to seduce Tony and Munwai, so next time they will definitely call you out for yam cha. Omg, there's no better guy to seduce? So in forced, you are in my gang edi all over again.

When we're celebrating for your birthday, you purposely wear spaghetti strap dress to seduce Munwai and Tony. Although I see countless people wearing those skimpy shirts but both of the guys haven't. When they saw you getting off the car, they keep on lose control, " wah you see Myit wear spaghetti strap eh!! See see so sexy"

No offence the things I wrote above. Tony and Munwai forced me to write it but the ideas are mine.. hehe..
Anyway Happy Birthday although it's a bit late!! You are dam cheapskate you didn't order anything in the restaurant. LOL