Lavy lavy lavy... even the name sounds so gayish...
It took me around 2 days to brainstorm what to write about you.
Let's start how we know each other. Hmm, to be honest, I know your existence since primary school since I'm same class with your brother. Although I am not close with your younger brother but I still know both of you are very close at that time.
Then on form 3, we are in the same class and you are the class monitor. I still remembered that you elected me as Ketua PJK just because I sat in front and no girls are willing to be it. Wtf, why I have such a good memory all of a sudden?
I found it quite funny where all 6 of Lin Lin are in the same class but we are not close at all. Okay, all 4 of you are quite close except chia ling and me because we aren't the same gang.
I know why you act a bit gayish. It is because you sat with R(a gay) on form 3! Actually do you know where I sat? I was just 1 desk away from you. What you did with R I can see it clearly! I once saw you touched R's thigh up and down then whisper in his ear. Eww, I'm having goosebumps now.
Then another incident where it happened during PJK. I'm a girl who likes to see guys rather than doing exercise, I once saw you and R hold hands playing pepsi cola (the game where you stepped on each other's foot). Just 2 of you only and both of you played happily and keep on laughing and of course touching here and there.
Later on, our class are too noisy and Puan Koh switched all of our places. You were forced to separate from your darling R. Fortunately, Puan Koh put me sit just next to R. When I sit with R, he told me a lot of happy memories between you and him.
He once said both of you love dancing and love to dance especially those intimate dances where there's a lot of skin contact. The favourite dances are "对你爱爱爱不完" by Aaron Kwok and some other which I don't remember.
Other than that, you confessed to R that you want to couple with him by writing on MY TABLE! Although my table is just next to him, but please don't write disgusting words on my table! It was not rub off and I could read the conversation! I still rmb it clearly..
You: We know each other for quite some time, you know my feelings rite?R: What do you mean?You: I love you..
R: Are you kidding?You: No! I'm serious. I'm excited to come to school everyday, because I can see you smile and it make me smile.R: Sorry, I actually like Tony Tan *Then you rushed to the toilet and cry for hours - Proved by Tony Tan*
After being hurt, you had changed yourself to love girls.
Then F5, again you are hurt. You like a girl but the girl don't like you instead she likes the girl who sat just beside of her. Then you ran over to me, munwai and tony to tell us that the girl you like actually likes another girl. LOL Okay, I should stop digging your sad history before you cried out loud
Well, after we graduated from secondary school. Whenever we went out for a movie or yam cha in a mall, you are definitely attracted to gays.
Firstly, when you worked in Sub, there was a guy was trying to get you by zipping his pant. When we went out for lunch, you and I walked together and have a bit of chat, you said when you are zipping the guy's pant, you felt a bit of excitement and you were afraid that you will become a gay again and ask for my advice.
Secondly, one day after we went for a movie, you, tony and munwai went to the toilet. From Munwai's witness, when you were walking in, you kept on staring a guy with big butt. Munwai felt weird but he thought you were staring because of the big butt. Later, when Munwai came out from his cubicle, he saw you were smiling gayly towards the guy with big butt at the washing area. You once wanted to pinch his butt while the guy with big butt was washing his hand but Munwai quickly stopped you from doing that. You again, seek me for advice again..
Thirdly, please refer to this
post to refresh your memory on this gay experience. Actually there are more conservation we had chatted.
You: Huey!! I nearly wanted to admit I'm gay!! What to do?Me: Eh, you are gay lar. Just admit you're gay okay?You: I'm not gay! I love girls.Me: Then who do you like?You: Err.. I like Tony? Oh shit! How now?
Me: How can you like Tony? He's a guy!You: I also don't know! I just can't control my feelings! I don't know why whenever I see him, I just feel like touching him and tell him how much I love him! How how how? Tell me how?Me: Just confess to him. I will stand by your side. You should give it a try since I found Tony is a bit interested in you too.After then, you confessed to Tony through msn...
You: Tony, I love you..Tony: *&$(#^&$#(%*_)!!! What are you talking!!!You: Serious.. I have feelings for you for quite a long time..Tony: Please lar, although I'm gay, I'm being a girl. I like manly gay guys but not you!Once again, you have been hurt...
Haha.. Okay, I think I am enough with the gay experiences you had. But I wont talk others since the main theme is
GAYI had made a compilation of gay photos of you. It took me 1 hour to find the program and learn how to make this thing but actually all I need to do is click a few things. LOL I only manage to take a few pictures coz most of it I had burnt it into CD.

You can enlarge them to watch it clearly. It's 4mb+
Notice the topless blurry effect? I purposely make it for your tits' image!!
Lastly, thanks for your dinner that night. I apologized for taking you for granted that you have to pay us for an expensive dinner. I really enjoyed that night!


Oh, so sohai!~

Anyway, above it all it's all fake, I made all the stories all up. I know I had take certain issues over the limit, but please don't believe anything above it. Laywee is not a gay, all this while he likes girls. He has a girlfriend. His girlfriend is me!
Oh okay, I'm making stories again, he's not my boyfriend.