JUST NOW WHEN I WAS TALKING WITH WENDY IN THE FACEBOOK, IT MAKES ME MORE ANGRY BECAUSE IT HAD FUCKING REMINDED ME THAT MY NEIGHBOUR'S FUCKING CAT HAD BROUGHT SO MUCH TROUBLE TO MY FAMILY.
FIRST INCIDENT...
ON THE MORNING, MY SISTER WOKE UP AND SMELLED THE SHIT. SO SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND THE LOCATION OF THE SHIT AND CALL THE MAID TO COME AND COLLECT THE SHIT AND PUT IN THE HOUSE. THEN SHE KEPT ON FINDING AND FINDING BUT COULDN'T LOCATE THE SHIT. DA DA DA, GUESS WHERE THE CAT FUCKING SHITTED? IT SHITTED UNDER MY CAR!!! MA JIBAI!! FUCK IT'S UNDER MY CAR!!! AND MY CAR ISN'T PARKED OUTSIDE OR ON THE GRASS! IT'S ON THE FUCKING CONCRETE! JIBAI! HOW TO CALL MAID TO COME OVER AND COLLECT THE SHIT? WE HAVE TO REVERSE THE CAR AND WASH MY WHOLE FUCKING CAR POSH.
SECOND INCIDENT...
MY NEIGHBOUR HAS 2 CATS. SO WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY LIKE TO PLAY UNDER MY CAR. WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING, ONE OF THE CAT AGAIN SHITTED IN FRONT OF MY CAR AT THE SAME SPOT. MAJIBAI!! NOW MY KANCIL DID SOMETHING BAD TO YOU AR? DID I USE MY KANCIL TO LANGGAR UR GRANDMOTHER AR? THEN AGAIN? WE HAVE TO WASH THE WHOLE CAR POSH COVERING MOUTH, KEEP ON VOMITING ... EWWW!! CAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING SMELLY!
THIRD INCIDENT...
SOMETIME AGO, I ALWAYS SMELLED SOMETHING WEIRD IN FRONT OF MY CAR POSH WHERE WE PUT OUR SLIPPERS. SOMETIMES THERE'S A SPOT OF WATER. GUESS WHAT IZZIT? IT'S THE CAT'S URINE. JIBAI!!~ CALL MAID TO COME OVER HELP US TO WASH THE CAR POSH? MY MOM HAS TO WASH THE WHOLE CAR POSH AGAIN LAR..
FOURTH INCIDENT...
WHICH IS TODAY. MY SISTER PARKED HER CAR ON THE GRASS AREA COZ YESTERDAY NIGHT DROVE OUT. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SPOT THE CAT WANT TO SHIT, HER CAR KENA THE SHIT ON THE TYRE. IT'S SO FUCKING SMELLY AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AM I GOING BACK LATER WITH ALL THE SHITS SMELL.
VARIOUS INCIDENT...
THE CAT RANDOMLY FIND A SPOT AT MY HOUSE N SHIT LAR. THEN WE CALL THE MAID COME OVER AND SWEEP THE SHIT AND COLLECT THE SHIT AND PUT IT IN THEIR HOUSE AND DECORATE IT JUST LIKE THE PET SOCIETY.
3 comments:
wtf...where u get tat pic?lol..
funny leh..
someone found this forums for me..
ur house n the cat's 8 zhi xiong chong...y u so sui 1..always kena cat shit..sure in ur last life u killed cats then now the cats revenge on u..u better lock ur door n gate..if not later ur 'pet pet jiao jiao ku ku' dunno wat fish kena eaten by them..hoho..
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