Look-like-Anwar sex story

Okay, this is random! Anyway, just watched the Look-Like-Anwar sex video and the SEX SCENE is AMAZINGLY SHORT! I can basically story the video and my narration is way better than the sex video wtf

When the video is playing:

Since the video started with blowjob and I don't enjoy watching that.. Disgusted!

Me: Hmm, blowjob only. Read a bit of my exam first...
*The girl giving blowjob and it finished fast*
Me: Wah, so fast. I haven't read finish and understand this sentence. Woah, the girl rushed into the toilet so fast and the dick must be very smelly LOL
*The girl went into the toilet using Listerine to wash off the smelly dicky breathe. Then the girl came back helped him wear condom I think or something. Wearing condom also took half of the minute away. Then the girl started cowboy on him. Cowboy is a sex position (I read karma sutra and actually studied sex position with my friend, so don't get me wrong okay!)*
Me: The girl sucked in doing the cowboy lar! Most of the girls enjoyed cowboy and I saw great sex video where girls could do good cowboy! This China prostitute only has the body but no skills!
*I think the Look-Like-Anwar guy also beh tahan giving him such a low standard cowboy, they changed the position to popular position "Missionary"."
Me: Walau, the missionary also dam low standard weh!!!! The fucking speed is SO DAM SLOW!! But to understand he is an old man, his speed won't be that fast like what we saw in the porn lar. But the speed is UNBEARABLY SLOW!
*So missionary edi, then Jackhammer, then Missionary back again. But the speed never CHANGE*
Me: Walau eh, so slow. Skip a bit skip a bit see got any other position
*When I skipped a bit, Look-Like-Anwar ejaculate edi! Hello, the sex intercourse is less than 5 minutes?*

I wasn't even enjoying like an usual porn. It was such a low standard and if Anwar admits that he is that guy, I would be so disappointed for such a low standard sex intercourse. He should just join some sex school or maybe go gym to buff up his body. If not, don't find prostitute lar, your wife will do its job as well! Such a waste of money and WASTE MY TIME IN SEARCHING YOUR SEX VIDEO!

After Look-like-Anwar guy showered, he was changing and I found out that he wore such a HUGE PANTY and it showed in front of the video cam. I laughed at that point because I have never seen such a huge panty before! I wonder where he gets that!

Anyway, Chua Soi Lek's sex video is so much more entertaining. At least the girl dress up SM-ish costume and Chua Soi Lek has better sex skills. LOL

So I came to a conclusion where Chinese sex skills > Malay sex skills LOL!!

Okay, my last statement was merely a joke! I think African has the best skills and the best dick! LOL